[Techlunch] FW: Memorandum
Tue, 23 Oct 2001 14:01:11 +1000
> >Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour
> peered over the fence.
> >Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely
> >"What are you up to there, Nancy?"
> >"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up,
> >"and I've just buried him."
> >The neighbour was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish
> >isn't it?"
> >Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's
> >because he's inside your fucking cat."