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<p><font face="Calibri">Gidday All,</font></p>
<p><font face="Calibri">I've just remembered not to go to lunch
today because . . .</font></p>
<p><font face="Calibri">But last week I got to Friday and remembered
it was Good Friday and Cullen's Rule applied and I should have
not gone to lunch the day before, Thursday. tch tch.</font></p>
<p><font face="Calibri">Also heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time
of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace.
To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we
all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house
to find things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished
off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of
Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a
box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now.
Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two
hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!</font></p>
<p><font face="Calibri">Cheers,</font></p>
<p><font face="Calibri">Bill<br>
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